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#Elizabeth Finto
#RemixProject.py
#Friends Meet The Office
#Source 1: https://quotecatalog.com/quotes/tv/friends/page/4/
#Source 3: https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_fault_in_our_stars/quotes/

import random

quotesfriends = [
"Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it!",
"You've been BAMBOOZLED!",
"You could not be any more wrong. You could try, but you would not be successful.",
"It's a moo point. It's like a cow's opinion; it doesn't matter. It's moo.",
"But they don't know that we know they know we know!",
"I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"Hey, just so you know: it's NOT that common, it DOESN'T happen to every guy, and it IS a big deal!",
"You're so far past the line, you can't even see the line. The line is a dot to you.",
"Wah-pah!",
"Paper! Snow! A Ghost!",
"PIVOT!",
"I got off the plane!",
"I'm fine!",
"Je m'appelle Claude... Jet aplee blooo.",
"My motto is get out before they go down."
]
quotesoffice = [
"Oh God, my mind is going a mile an hour.",
"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.",
"I talk a lot, so I've learned to just tune myself out",
"Oh, it is on, like a prawn who yawns at dawn.",
"I am running away from my responsibilities and it feels good.",
"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, Would an idiot do that? And if they would, I do not do that thing.",
"It takes an advanced sense of humor. I don't expect everybody to understand.",
"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.",
"You only live once? False. You live everyday. You only die once.",
"Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica",
"I understand nothing.",
"An office is a place where dreams come true.",
"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.",
"That's what she said.",
"I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do."
]
quotesfaultinstars = [
"Okay? Okay.",
"It's a good life.",
"I'm on a rollercoaster that only goes up, my friend.",
"Some infinities are bigger than other infinities.",
"The world is not a wish-granting factory.",
"I'm so excited I can barely breathe!",
"The important thing is not what nonsense the voices are saying... but what the voices are feeling.",
"It's a metaphor, see:",
"Shouldn't we wait till dark?",
"You don't have a choice if you get hurt in this world, but you do have a say in who hurts you.",
"That's the thing about pain. It demands to be felt.",
"Slowly, then all at once.",
"Oblivion!",
"There are days, many of them, when I resent the size of my unbound set."

]

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print("When Three Worlds Collide by Elizabeth Finto")

When Three Worlds Collide by Elizabeth Finto

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for q in range(5):
print(random.choice(quotesfriends))
print(random.choice(quotesoffice))
print(random.choice(quotesfaultinstars))

My motto is get out before they go down.
You only live once? False. You live everyday. You only die once.
That's the thing about pain. It demands to be felt.
I got off the plane!
I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.
There are days, many of them, when I resent the size of my unbound set.
My motto is get out before they go down.
I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.
Okay? Okay.
My motto is get out before they go down.
I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.
Slowly, then all at once.
I got off the plane!
That's what she said.
The world is not a wish-granting factory.